me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo: hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster: no
kid: i'm not captain america
kid: i'm agent phil coulson
*rattles my chains outside your window* I AM THE GHOST OF CRITICAL THINKING AND TONIGHT YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE SPIRITS WHO WILL TEACH YOU TO CHECK FACTS BEFORE REBLOGGING THINGS
