SPICIE MEATBAL

wifipasswords:

bonebleach:

♥ i’m gonna bee your bubblegum bitch 

WHY DID YOU DO THIS

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

shitfestcomic:

#135

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave


Einstein: Weeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehheeeehehhuehuehuehuehue

Einstein: Weeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehheeeehehhuehuehuehuehue