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llirry:

bae: come over

paul revere: i can’t the british are coming

bae: my parents aren’t home

paul revere: no i really can’t they’re coming right now like i might actually die

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

tyelr:

My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed her big sis wedding bc she in a coma

sluttynuggets:

sluttynuggets:

superwholock more like superpoolock

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iiiarclight:

you can’t spell weaboo without “we”. we’re all in this together, you fucking nerds